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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Rihanna’s Father, Ronald Fenty, Dies at 70: Report - Billboard

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Muon g-2 announces most precise measurement of the magnetic anomaly of the muon - Fermilab (.gov)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

9 fruits that are known to flush out toxins from liver and kidneys when consumed daily - Times of India

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

What are some good email marketing tools for small businesses?

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Rory McIlroy explains frequently skipping media availability: ‘I feel I have earned the right to do whatever I want’ - Awful Announcing

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

I Had an Orgasm in the Most Embarrassing Place Possible. Now I’m Confused—and Curious. - Slate Magazine

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?

No way

Still no good

So they tried

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The Y chromosome is disappearing, and this fact is already causing problems for men - Earth.com

No go.

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Yahoo Finance

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC